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  • acilen 20 cümleyle ingilizce savaş anlatmam lazım.ingilizce hoası ödev verdi.acaba birisi bana türkçe olarak 20 cümleyle falan bir savaş nedenini anlatmam lazım.yardımcı olabilirseniz çok sevinirim.

    bana türkçe anlatırsanız ben ingilizceye çeviririm.

    teşekkürler



  • arkadaşlar bu akşam yapmam lazm:(

    en az 20 cümleyle bir savaş çıkış nedeni açıklamam lazım.eğer bildiğniz savaşın nedenini türkçe açıklarsanız ben ingilizceye çeviririm:)
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    Orijinalden alıntı: efege

    arkadaşlar bu akşam yapmam lazm:(

    en az 20 cümleyle bir savaş çıkış nedeni açıklamam lazım.eğer bildiğniz savaşın nedenini türkçe açıklarsanız ben ingilizceye çeviririm:)
    up lütfen
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    Orjinalden alıntı: efege

    acilen 20 cümleyle ingilizce savaş anlatmam lazım.ingilizce hoası ödev verdi.acaba birisi bana türkçe olarak 20 cümleyle falan bir savaş nedenini anlatmam lazım.yardımcı olabilirseniz çok sevinirim.

    bana türkçe anlatırsanız ben ingilizceye çeviririm.

    teşekkürler


    Sizin hocanın fanteziler baya genişmiş.
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    Orijinalden alıntı: efege

    arkadaşlar bu akşam yapmam lazm:(

    en az 20 cümleyle bir savaş çıkış nedeni açıklamam lazım.eğer bildiğniz savaşın nedenini türkçe açıklarsanız ben ingilizceye çeviririm:)
    Nedir bu herkesin ingilizceden çektiği yafHacı aklımda tam birşey yok ama çıkış nedeni falan istiyorsan ülkeler arasındaki anlaşmazlıkları konu alabilirsin çok kolay olur zaten..Ülkelerin anlaşamaması,paylaşamaması vs..
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    Orijinalden alıntı: Sexxx Dreams

    Nedir bu herkesin ingilizceden çektiği yafHacı aklımda tam birşey yok ama çıkış nedeni falan istiyorsan ülkeler arasındaki anlaşmazlıkları konu alabilirsin çok kolay olur zaten..Ülkelerin anlaşamaması,paylaşamaması vs..

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    Orjinalden alıntı: TokioHoteL

    Nedir bu herkesin ingilizceden çektiği yafHacı aklımda tam birşey yok ama çıkış nedeni falan istiyorsan ülkeler arasındaki anlaşmazlıkları konu alabilirsin çok kolay olur zaten..Ülkelerin anlaşamaması,paylaşamaması vs..



    ama konu bir savaşın çıkış nedeninin ingilizce en az 20 cümle ile kompozisyon olarak anlatılması.




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    Orijinalden alıntı: Sexxx Dreams

    Nedir bu herkesin ingilizceden çektiği yafHacı aklımda tam birşey yok ama çıkış nedeni falan istiyorsan ülkeler arasındaki anlaşmazlıkları konu alabilirsin çok kolay olur zaten..Ülkelerin anlaşamaması,paylaşamaması vs..

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    Ödevini kendin yap




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    Orijinalden alıntı: ISEE

    Ödevini kendin yap

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    Orjinalden alıntı: risk123

    Ödevini kendin yap


    yapabilsem buraya yazmadm




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    Orijinalden alıntı: efege

    quote:

    Orjinalden alıntı: risk123

    Ödevini kendin yap


    yapabilsem buraya yazmadm

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    http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/battle_of_el_alamein.htm

    El Alamein Savaşı'nı anlatıyor. Çeviri de sıkıntı çekersen cevap yaz, yardımcı olayım. Kolay gelsin.




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    Orijinalden alıntı: efege

    quote:

    Orjinalden alıntı: risk123

    Ödevini kendin yap


    yapabilsem buraya yazmadm

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    Amerikan ordusunun kasayı yan yatırmasıyla başlamıştı herşey.Rusya bu işe sinirlenip onlara bunun ne kadar onur kırıcı olduğunu söyledi.Amerika buna sinirlenip rusyanın yüzüne balgam attı.Rusya ağlayarak Almanyanın yanına gitti.Almanya bu işe kızmıştı Amerikaya gidip hayaları bir tekme attı ve amerikanın hayaları patladı.Bunu duyan japonlar ruslara çuvalla saldırdı.Türkiyede iç karışıklık yaratan ateist faşistlerle uğraşmaktan savaşı seyretmekle yetindi.Almanya ile japonya arasında tatlı bir yakınlaşma başlamıştı.Japonlar almanların fotolarını istiyordu.Ama alman askerleri savaşa gitmek istemiyorlardı çünkü tanklar yerine 500T ye biniyorlardı.Almanlar savaştan çekilmek zorunda kaldırlar yalnız kalan rusya boynunu kırıp çöpe attı.Bu savaşta burada bitti.




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    Orijinalden alıntı: TheDarkDefender

    Amerikan ordusunun kasayı yan yatırmasıyla başlamıştı herşey.Rusya bu işe sinirlenip onlara bunun ne kadar onur kırıcı olduğunu söyledi.Amerika buna sinirlenip rusyanın yüzüne balgam attı.Rusya ağlayarak Almanyanın yanına gitti.Almanya bu işe kızmıştı Amerikaya gidip hayaları bir tekme attı ve amerikanın hayaları patladı.Bunu duyan japonlar ruslara çuvalla saldırdı.Türkiyede iç karışıklık yaratan ateist faşistlerle uğraşmaktan savaşı seyretmekle yetindi.Almanya ile japonya arasında tatlı bir yakınlaşma başlamıştı.Japonlar almanların fotolarını istiyordu.Ama alman askerleri savaşa gitmek istemiyorlardı çünkü tanklar yerine 500T ye biniyorlardı.Almanlar savaştan çekilmek zorunda kaldırlar yalnız kalan rusya boynunu kırıp çöpe attı.Bu savaşta burada bitti.

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    Orjinalden alıntı: TheDarkDefender

    Amerikan ordusunun kasayı yan yatırmasıyla başlamıştı herşey.Rusya bu işe sinirlenip onlara bunun ne kadar onur kırıcı olduğunu söyledi.Amerika buna sinirlenip rusyanın yüzüne balgam attı.Rusya ağlayarak Almanyanın yanına gitti.Almanya bu işe kızmıştı Amerikaya gidip hayaları bir tekme attı ve amerikanın hayaları patladı.Bunu duyan japonlar ruslara çuvalla saldırdı.Türkiyede iç karışıklık yaratan ateist faşistlerle uğraşmaktan savaşı seyretmekle yetindi.Almanya ile japonya arasında tatlı bir yakınlaşma başlamıştı.Japonlar almanların fotolarını istiyordu.Ama alman askerleri savaşa gitmek istemiyorlardı çünkü tanklar yerine 500T ye biniyorlardı.Almanlar savaştan çekilmek zorunda kaldırlar yalnız kalan rusya boynunu kırıp çöpe attı.Bu savaşta burada bitti.



    gülcekmiyiz?

    ayrıca karian adlı arkadaşım sağol



    < Bu mesaj bu kişi tarafından değiştirildi efege -- 17 Mart 2009; 20:48:00 >




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    Orijinalden alıntı: TheDarkDefender

    Amerikan ordusunun kasayı yan yatırmasıyla başlamıştı herşey.Rusya bu işe sinirlenip onlara bunun ne kadar onur kırıcı olduğunu söyledi.Amerika buna sinirlenip rusyanın yüzüne balgam attı.Rusya ağlayarak Almanyanın yanına gitti.Almanya bu işe kızmıştı Amerikaya gidip hayaları bir tekme attı ve amerikanın hayaları patladı.Bunu duyan japonlar ruslara çuvalla saldırdı.Türkiyede iç karışıklık yaratan ateist faşistlerle uğraşmaktan savaşı seyretmekle yetindi.Almanya ile japonya arasında tatlı bir yakınlaşma başlamıştı.Japonlar almanların fotolarını istiyordu.Ama alman askerleri savaşa gitmek istemiyorlardı çünkü tanklar yerine 500T ye biniyorlardı.Almanlar savaştan çekilmek zorunda kaldırlar yalnız kalan rusya boynunu kırıp çöpe attı.Bu savaşta burada bitti.

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    Benimkini çevir usta kendin de katarsın araya birkaç şey




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    Orijinalden alıntı: TheDarkDefender

    Benimkini çevir usta kendin de katarsın araya birkaç şey

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    Year 1914... Sokullu Mehmet Paşa, Osman Gazi, Orhan Gazi and me were drinking wine... at Eminönü bridge... these days I've been totally cool... My eyes were sparkling, I was so dangerous... I've been looking for someone gutsy... but I couldn't find anyone who had a courage to stand against me and look at my eyes... then Fatih showed up... I said "wazzup fatih?" He was yelling "Kenan Abi Kenan Abi" , I said "yes Fatih". He said "Enemy come and fuck us tonight!" and I said "Ok Fatih. Relax, I'm here don't worry. I can handle this issue" then he said "Kenan Abi don't drink too much tonight" and I said "Get lost Fatih, go and buy a bottle of wine urself and don't pising me off!". He said "I'm out of money..." Well these days Turkish Lira was not exist... so I threw 3 pieces of Akçe to Fatih then said "fuck of Fatih. Go and buy a bottle of wine then come here and sit here" He did what I said. These days Fatih was a dearest friend of me. He was my budy. He prepared lost of cannons. I said "Don't worry Fatih, tonight we gonna fuck the enemy, with me, your Kenan Abin..." Then he suddenly said "Im leaving". I asked "Where are you going Fatih?!" he answered "Im goin to fight Kenan Abi" and I said "Get the hell out!God damn you Fatih. Go!" In the middle of war screamings 3 soldiers appeared. They said "Kenan Commander, Kenan Commander!" I said "Yes soldier!" he said "Fatih dead!" and I was shocked and asked "What? Fatih is dead?!" "Noo,Nooooo,Noooooooooooo!!!!" then I drunk the rest of Fatih's wine and charged!!! After a couple of hours 5 soldiers appeared "Kenan Commander! Kenan Commander!" . I said "Yes soldier!" then he said "Kenan Commander tonight you fucked up enemies motherfucker, you conquered Istanbul. Then I ordered to soldiers get a line. I said "Soldiers!After this moment, Fatih is the conquer of Istanbul! Im not exist! Am I exist?! No!!!" and they said "Roger!!!!"

    Well.. Done is done. Kenan Commander conquered teh city of Istanbul but with his wisdom and couse of his kind personality, he didn't tell the truth till this day...




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    Orijinalden alıntı: Leipold

    Year 1914... Sokullu Mehmet Paşa, Osman Gazi, Orhan Gazi and me were drinking wine... at Eminönü bridge... these days I've been totally cool... My eyes were sparkling, I was so dangerous... I've been looking for someone gutsy... but I couldn't find anyone who had a courage to stand against me and look at my eyes... then Fatih showed up... I said "wazzup fatih?" He was yelling "Kenan Abi Kenan Abi" , I said "yes Fatih". He said "Enemy come and fuck us tonight!" and I said "Ok Fatih. Relax, I'm here don't worry. I can handle this issue" then he said "Kenan Abi don't drink too much tonight" and I said "Get lost Fatih, go and buy a bottle of wine urself and don't pising me off!". He said "I'm out of money..." Well these days Turkish Lira was not exist... so I threw 3 pieces of Akçe to Fatih then said "fuck of Fatih. Go and buy a bottle of wine then come here and sit here" He did what I said. These days Fatih was a dearest friend of me. He was my budy. He prepared lost of cannons. I said "Don't worry Fatih, tonight we gonna fuck the enemy, with me, your Kenan Abin..." Then he suddenly said "Im leaving". I asked "Where are you going Fatih?!" he answered "Im goin to fight Kenan Abi" and I said "Get the hell out!God damn you Fatih. Go!" In the middle of war screamings 3 soldiers appeared. They said "Kenan Commander, Kenan Commander!" I said "Yes soldier!" he said "Fatih dead!" and I was shocked and asked "What? Fatih is dead?!" "Noo,Nooooo,Noooooooooooo!!!!" then I drunk the rest of Fatih's wine and charged!!! After a couple of hours 5 soldiers appeared "Kenan Commander! Kenan Commander!" . I said "Yes soldier!" then he said "Kenan Commander tonight you fucked up enemies motherfucker, you conquered Istanbul. Then I ordered to soldiers get a line. I said "Soldiers!After this moment, Fatih is the conquer of Istanbul! Im not exist! Am I exist?! No!!!" and they said "Roger!!!!"

    Well.. Done is done. Kenan Commander conquered teh city of Istanbul but with his wisdom and couse of his kind personality, he didn't tell the truth till this day...


    Alıntıları Göster
    emeği geçen herkese çok teşekkür ederim.
    1. dünya savaşının çıkış nedenini anlattım

    Leipold ayrıca teşekkür ederim emek verdiğin için




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    Orijinalden alıntı: Leipold

    Year 1914... Sokullu Mehmet Paşa, Osman Gazi, Orhan Gazi and me were drinking wine... at Eminönü bridge... these days I've been totally cool... My eyes were sparkling, I was so dangerous... I've been looking for someone gutsy... but I couldn't find anyone who had a courage to stand against me and look at my eyes... then Fatih showed up... I said "wazzup fatih?" He was yelling "Kenan Abi Kenan Abi" , I said "yes Fatih". He said "Enemy come and fuck us tonight!" and I said "Ok Fatih. Relax, I'm here don't worry. I can handle this issue" then he said "Kenan Abi don't drink too much tonight" and I said "Get lost Fatih, go and buy a bottle of wine urself and don't pising me off!". He said "I'm out of money..." Well these days Turkish Lira was not exist... so I threw 3 pieces of Akçe to Fatih then said "fuck of Fatih. Go and buy a bottle of wine then come here and sit here" He did what I said. These days Fatih was a dearest friend of me. He was my budy. He prepared lost of cannons. I said "Don't worry Fatih, tonight we gonna fuck the enemy, with me, your Kenan Abin..." Then he suddenly said "Im leaving". I asked "Where are you going Fatih?!" he answered "Im goin to fight Kenan Abi" and I said "Get the hell out!God damn you Fatih. Go!" In the middle of war screamings 3 soldiers appeared. They said "Kenan Commander, Kenan Commander!" I said "Yes soldier!" he said "Fatih dead!" and I was shocked and asked "What? Fatih is dead?!" "Noo,Nooooo,Noooooooooooo!!!!" then I drunk the rest of Fatih's wine and charged!!! After a couple of hours 5 soldiers appeared "Kenan Commander! Kenan Commander!" . I said "Yes soldier!" then he said "Kenan Commander tonight you fucked up enemies motherfucker, you conquered Istanbul. Then I ordered to soldiers get a line. I said "Soldiers!After this moment, Fatih is the conquer of Istanbul! Im not exist! Am I exist?! No!!!" and they said "Roger!!!!"

    Well.. Done is done. Kenan Commander conquered teh city of Istanbul but with his wisdom and couse of his kind personality, he didn't tell the truth till this day...


    Alıntıları Göster
    don't war , fuck.




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    Orijinalden alıntı: Leipold

    Year 1914... Sokullu Mehmet Paşa, Osman Gazi, Orhan Gazi and me were drinking wine... at Eminönü bridge... these days I've been totally cool... My eyes were sparkling, I was so dangerous... I've been looking for someone gutsy... but I couldn't find anyone who had a courage to stand against me and look at my eyes... then Fatih showed up... I said "wazzup fatih?" He was yelling "Kenan Abi Kenan Abi" , I said "yes Fatih". He said "Enemy come and fuck us tonight!" and I said "Ok Fatih. Relax, I'm here don't worry. I can handle this issue" then he said "Kenan Abi don't drink too much tonight" and I said "Get lost Fatih, go and buy a bottle of wine urself and don't pising me off!". He said "I'm out of money..." Well these days Turkish Lira was not exist... so I threw 3 pieces of Akçe to Fatih then said "fuck of Fatih. Go and buy a bottle of wine then come here and sit here" He did what I said. These days Fatih was a dearest friend of me. He was my budy. He prepared lost of cannons. I said "Don't worry Fatih, tonight we gonna fuck the enemy, with me, your Kenan Abin..." Then he suddenly said "Im leaving". I asked "Where are you going Fatih?!" he answered "Im goin to fight Kenan Abi" and I said "Get the hell out!God damn you Fatih. Go!" In the middle of war screamings 3 soldiers appeared. They said "Kenan Commander, Kenan Commander!" I said "Yes soldier!" he said "Fatih dead!" and I was shocked and asked "What? Fatih is dead?!" "Noo,Nooooo,Noooooooooooo!!!!" then I drunk the rest of Fatih's wine and charged!!! After a couple of hours 5 soldiers appeared "Kenan Commander! Kenan Commander!" . I said "Yes soldier!" then he said "Kenan Commander tonight you fucked up enemies motherfucker, you conquered Istanbul. Then I ordered to soldiers get a line. I said "Soldiers!After this moment, Fatih is the conquer of Istanbul! Im not exist! Am I exist?! No!!!" and they said "Roger!!!!"

    Well.. Done is done. Kenan Commander conquered teh city of Istanbul but with his wisdom and couse of his kind personality, he didn't tell the truth till this day...


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    quote:

    Orjinalden alıntı: Leipold

    Year 1914... Sokullu Mehmet Paşa, Osman Gazi, Orhan Gazi and me were drinking wine... at Eminönü bridge... these days I've been totally cool... My eyes were sparkling, I was so dangerous... I've been looking for someone gutsy... but I couldn't find anyone who had a courage to stand against me and look at my eyes... then Fatih showed up... I said "wazzup fatih?" He was yelling "Kenan Abi Kenan Abi" , I said "yes Fatih". He said "Enemy come and fuck us tonight!" and I said "Ok Fatih. Relax, I'm here don't worry. I can handle this issue" then he said "Kenan Abi don't drink too much tonight" and I said "Get lost Fatih, go and buy a bottle of wine urself and don't pising me off!". He said "I'm out of money..." Well these days Turkish Lira was not exist... so I threw 3 pieces of Akçe to Fatih then said "fuck of Fatih. Go and buy a bottle of wine then come here and sit here" He did what I said. These days Fatih was a dearest friend of me. He was my budy. He prepared lost of cannons. I said "Don't worry Fatih, tonight we gonna fuck the enemy, with me, your Kenan Abin..." Then he suddenly said "Im leaving". I asked "Where are you going Fatih?!" he answered "Im goin to fight Kenan Abi" and I said "Get the hell out!God damn you Fatih. Go!" In the middle of war screamings 3 soldiers appeared. They said "Kenan Commander, Kenan Commander!" I said "Yes soldier!" he said "Fatih dead!" and I was shocked and asked "What? Fatih is dead?!" "Noo,Nooooo,Noooooooooooo!!!!" then I drunk the rest of Fatih's wine and charged!!! After a couple of hours 5 soldiers appeared "Kenan Commander! Kenan Commander!" . I said "Yes soldier!" then he said "Kenan Commander tonight you fucked up enemies motherfucker, you conquered Istanbul. Then I ordered to soldiers get a line. I said "Soldiers!After this moment, Fatih is the conquer of Istanbul! Im not exist! Am I exist?! No!!!" and they said "Roger!!!!"

    Well.. Done is done. Kenan Commander conquered teh city of Istanbul but with his wisdom and couse of his kind personality, he didn't tell the truth till this day...






  • quote:

    Orijinalden alıntı: Leipold

    Year 1914... Sokullu Mehmet Paşa, Osman Gazi, Orhan Gazi and me were drinking wine... at Eminönü bridge... these days I've been totally cool... My eyes were sparkling, I was so dangerous... I've been looking for someone gutsy... but I couldn't find anyone who had a courage to stand against me and look at my eyes... then Fatih showed up... I said "wazzup fatih?" He was yelling "Kenan Abi Kenan Abi" , I said "yes Fatih". He said "Enemy come and fuck us tonight!" and I said "Ok Fatih. Relax, I'm here don't worry. I can handle this issue" then he said "Kenan Abi don't drink too much tonight" and I said "Get lost Fatih, go and buy a bottle of wine urself and don't pising me off!". He said "I'm out of money..." Well these days Turkish Lira was not exist... so I threw 3 pieces of Akçe to Fatih then said "fuck of Fatih. Go and buy a bottle of wine then come here and sit here" He did what I said. These days Fatih was a dearest friend of me. He was my budy. He prepared lost of cannons. I said "Don't worry Fatih, tonight we gonna fuck the enemy, with me, your Kenan Abin..." Then he suddenly said "Im leaving". I asked "Where are you going Fatih?!" he answered "Im goin to fight Kenan Abi" and I said "Get the hell out!God damn you Fatih. Go!" In the middle of war screamings 3 soldiers appeared. They said "Kenan Commander, Kenan Commander!" I said "Yes soldier!" he said "Fatih dead!" and I was shocked and asked "What? Fatih is dead?!" "Noo,Nooooo,Noooooooooooo!!!!" then I drunk the rest of Fatih's wine and charged!!! After a couple of hours 5 soldiers appeared "Kenan Commander! Kenan Commander!" . I said "Yes soldier!" then he said "Kenan Commander tonight you fucked up enemies motherfucker, you conquered Istanbul. Then I ordered to soldiers get a line. I said "Soldiers!After this moment, Fatih is the conquer of Istanbul! Im not exist! Am I exist?! No!!!" and they said "Roger!!!!"

    Well.. Done is done. Kenan Commander conquered teh city of Istanbul but with his wisdom and couse of his kind personality, he didn't tell the truth till this day...


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    Orjinalden alıntı: Leipold

    Year 1914... Sokullu Mehmet Paşa, Osman Gazi, Orhan Gazi and me were drinking wine... at Eminönü bridge... these days I've been totally cool... My eyes were sparkling, I was so dangerous... I've been looking for someone gutsy... but I couldn't find anyone who had a courage to stand against me and look at my eyes... then Fatih showed up... I said "wazzup fatih?" He was yelling "Kenan Abi Kenan Abi" , I said "yes Fatih". He said "Enemy come and fuck us tonight!" and I said "Ok Fatih. Relax, I'm here don't worry. I can handle this issue" then he said "Kenan Abi don't drink too much tonight" and I said "Get lost Fatih, go and buy a bottle of wine urself and don't pising me off!". He said "I'm out of money..." Well these days Turkish Lira was not exist... so I threw 3 pieces of Akçe to Fatih then said "fuck of Fatih. Go and buy a bottle of wine then come here and sit here" He did what I said. These days Fatih was a dearest friend of me. He was my budy. He prepared lost of cannons. I said "Don't worry Fatih, tonight we gonna fuck the enemy, with me, your Kenan Abin..." Then he suddenly said "Im leaving". I asked "Where are you going Fatih?!" he answered "Im goin to fight Kenan Abi" and I said "Get the hell out!God damn you Fatih. Go!" In the middle of war screamings 3 soldiers appeared. They said "Kenan Commander, Kenan Commander!" I said "Yes soldier!" he said "Fatih dead!" and I was shocked and asked "What? Fatih is dead?!" "Noo,Nooooo,Noooooooooooo!!!!" then I drunk the rest of Fatih's wine and charged!!! After a couple of hours 5 soldiers appeared "Kenan Commander! Kenan Commander!" . I said "Yes soldier!" then he said "Kenan Commander tonight you fucked up enemies motherfucker, you conquered Istanbul. Then I ordered to soldiers get a line. I said "Soldiers!After this moment, Fatih is the conquer of Istanbul! Im not exist! Am I exist?! No!!!" and they said "Roger!!!!"

    Well.. Done is done. Kenan Commander conquered teh city of Istanbul but with his wisdom and couse of his kind personality, he didn't tell the truth till this day...



    kenan komutanım kenan komutanım
    söyle asker
    fatih öldü
    fatih öldümü
    olamazzzzzz olamazzzzzzzzzzzz




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    Orijinalden alıntı: efege

    emeği geçen herkese çok teşekkür ederim.
    1. dünya savaşının çıkış nedenini anlattım

    Leipold ayrıca teşekkür ederim emek verdiğin için

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    quote:

    Orjinalden alıntı: efege

    emeği geçen herkese çok teşekkür ederim.
    1. dünya savaşının çıkış nedenini anlattım

    Leipold ayrıca teşekkür ederim emek verdiğin için


    Bişi deil Yalnız sen benim yazdıklarımı verirsen hocaya 100 vermezse gel beni bul Kenan Komutan'un İstanbul Destanı na 100 vermeyen hocanın alnını karışlarım




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    Orijinalden alıntı: TheDarkDefender

    Amerikan ordusunun kasayı yan yatırmasıyla başlamıştı herşey.Rusya bu işe sinirlenip onlara bunun ne kadar onur kırıcı olduğunu söyledi.Amerika buna sinirlenip rusyanın yüzüne balgam attı.Rusya ağlayarak Almanyanın yanına gitti.Almanya bu işe kızmıştı Amerikaya gidip hayaları bir tekme attı ve amerikanın hayaları patladı.Bunu duyan japonlar ruslara çuvalla saldırdı.Türkiyede iç karışıklık yaratan ateist faşistlerle uğraşmaktan savaşı seyretmekle yetindi.Almanya ile japonya arasında tatlı bir yakınlaşma başlamıştı.Japonlar almanların fotolarını istiyordu.Ama alman askerleri savaşa gitmek istemiyorlardı çünkü tanklar yerine 500T ye biniyorlardı.Almanlar savaştan çekilmek zorunda kaldırlar yalnız kalan rusya boynunu kırıp çöpe attı.Bu savaşta burada bitti.

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    Orjinalden alıntı: TheDarkDefender

    Amerikan ordusunun kasayı yan yatırmasıyla başlamıştı herşey.Rusya bu işe sinirlenip onlara bunun ne kadar onur kırıcı olduğunu söyledi.Amerika buna sinirlenip rusyanın yüzüne balgam attı.Rusya ağlayarak Almanyanın yanına gitti.Almanya bu işe kızmıştı Amerikaya gidip hayaları bir tekme attı ve amerikanın hayaları patladı.Bunu duyan japonlar ruslara çuvalla saldırdı.Türkiyede iç karışıklık yaratan ateist faşistlerle uğraşmaktan savaşı seyretmekle yetindi.Almanya ile japonya arasında tatlı bir yakınlaşma başlamıştı.Japonlar almanların fotolarını istiyordu.Ama alman askerleri savaşa gitmek istemiyorlardı çünkü tanklar yerine 500T ye biniyorlardı.Almanlar savaştan çekilmek zorunda kaldırlar yalnız kalan rusya boynunu kırıp çöpe attı.Bu savaşta burada bitti.


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    Orijinalden alıntı: Bay PiPo..!

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    Orjinalden alıntı: Leipold

    Year 1914... Sokullu Mehmet Paşa, Osman Gazi, Orhan Gazi and me were drinking wine... at Eminönü bridge... these days I've been totally cool... My eyes were sparkling, I was so dangerous... I've been looking for someone gutsy... but I couldn't find anyone who had a courage to stand against me and look at my eyes... then Fatih showed up... I said "wazzup fatih?" He was yelling "Kenan Abi Kenan Abi" , I said "yes Fatih". He said "Enemy come and fuck us tonight!" and I said "Ok Fatih. Relax, I'm here don't worry. I can handle this issue" then he said "Kenan Abi don't drink too much tonight" and I said "Get lost Fatih, go and buy a bottle of wine urself and don't pising me off!". He said "I'm out of money..." Well these days Turkish Lira was not exist... so I threw 3 pieces of Akçe to Fatih then said "fuck of Fatih. Go and buy a bottle of wine then come here and sit here" He did what I said. These days Fatih was a dearest friend of me. He was my budy. He prepared lost of cannons. I said "Don't worry Fatih, tonight we gonna fuck the enemy, with me, your Kenan Abin..." Then he suddenly said "Im leaving". I asked "Where are you going Fatih?!" he answered "Im goin to fight Kenan Abi" and I said "Get the hell out!God damn you Fatih. Go!" In the middle of war screamings 3 soldiers appeared. They said "Kenan Commander, Kenan Commander!" I said "Yes soldier!" he said "Fatih dead!" and I was shocked and asked "What? Fatih is dead?!" "Noo,Nooooo,Noooooooooooo!!!!" then I drunk the rest of Fatih's wine and charged!!! After a couple of hours 5 soldiers appeared "Kenan Commander! Kenan Commander!" . I said "Yes soldier!" then he said "Kenan Commander tonight you fucked up enemies motherfucker, you conquered Istanbul. Then I ordered to soldiers get a line. I said "Soldiers!After this moment, Fatih is the conquer of Istanbul! Im not exist! Am I exist?! No!!!" and they said "Roger!!!!"

    Well.. Done is done. Kenan Commander conquered teh city of Istanbul but with his wisdom and couse of his kind personality, he didn't tell the truth till this day...




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    Orjinalden alıntı: Leipold

    Year 1914... Sokullu Mehmet Paşa, Osman Gazi, Orhan Gazi and me were drinking wine... at Eminönü bridge... these days I've been totally cool... My eyes were sparkling, I was so dangerous... I've been looking for someone gutsy... but I couldn't find anyone who had a courage to stand against me and look at my eyes... then Fatih showed up... I said "wazzup fatih?" He was yelling "Kenan Abi Kenan Abi" , I said "yes Fatih". He said "Enemy come and fuck us tonight!" and I said "Ok Fatih. Relax, I'm here don't worry. I can handle this issue" then he said "Kenan Abi don't drink too much tonight" and I said "Get lost Fatih, go and buy a bottle of wine urself and don't pising me off!". He said "I'm out of money..." Well these days Turkish Lira was not exist... so I threw 3 pieces of Akçe to Fatih then said "fuck of Fatih. Go and buy a bottle of wine then come here and sit here" He did what I said. These days Fatih was a dearest friend of me. He was my budy. He prepared lost of cannons. I said "Don't worry Fatih, tonight we gonna fuck the enemy, with me, your Kenan Abin..." Then he suddenly said "Im leaving". I asked "Where are you going Fatih?!" he answered "Im goin to fight Kenan Abi" and I said "Get the hell out!God damn you Fatih. Go!" In the middle of war screamings 3 soldiers appeared. They said "Kenan Commander, Kenan Commander!" I said "Yes soldier!" he said "Fatih dead!" and I was shocked and asked "What? Fatih is dead?!" "Noo,Nooooo,Noooooooooooo!!!!" then I drunk the rest of Fatih's wine and charged!!! After a couple of hours 5 soldiers appeared "Kenan Commander! Kenan Commander!" . I said "Yes soldier!" then he said "Kenan Commander tonight you fucked up enemies motherfucker, you conquered Istanbul. Then I ordered to soldiers get a line. I said "Soldiers!After this moment, Fatih is the conquer of Istanbul! Im not exist! Am I exist?! No!!!" and they said "Roger!!!!"

    Well.. Done is done. Kenan Commander conquered teh city of Istanbul but with his wisdom and couse of his kind personality, he didn't tell the truth till this day...


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