Lebron'u Kobe ve Jordan'dan çok daha üstün oyuncu yapan başarıları

1. Only player in NBA history to quit because of air conditioner

2. Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship

3. Dunked on by a highschool kid and then confiscate tape

4. Bail on the dunk contest 9 times

5. Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars

6. Play on same team as his moms boyfriend

7. Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.

8. Lose not 1, not 2, but 3 times in the Finals.

9. Host a national televised TV show to leave his team

10. Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.

11. Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet (Nate Robinson)

12. Only player to proclaim himself the greatest ever, go to 6 straight finals, then not even be in playoff contention when he joins the west

13. Choke 4 out of 5 finals games by dropping FG% by 18

14. 0 Rings if not for refs calling early fouls on Durant and Westbrook it threw them out of rhythm, made them play soft and sit for big parts of the game which changed the flow and momentum of the finals.

15. bronze 2004 and bronze 2006

16. shilled, voted for Hillary and got BTFO

17. Got swept twice in LeFinals

18. First person to show his dick and lose in a Finals game.

19. got shut down by a bench player who ended up getting finals MVP

20. could not post up jj barea

21. got outscored by Jason Terry in an entire finals series

22. is the warriors bottom bitch

23. Leaves the team because there isn't on enough help (not 2 all stars)

24. Trade all the teams youth for an aging Center who's injury prone

25. Have two teammates get blood clots

26. Force Magic Johnson to retire

27. Get called a ball hog who should pass by former teammates

28. Hand pick a coach, win a championship and then complain about the coach

29. Get saved in the finals by the Commissioner and Kyrie Irving

30. Cause D. Wade to demand a trade

31. Cause Derrick Rose to have a mental breakdown to the extent he disappeared

32. Call the Owner a slave master

33. Complain about Charles Barkley by bringing up his personal life on TV

34. Gets vaginitis and ducks playing the warriors when he said he was healed

35. Change teams just to recruit all stars for mediocre movie.

36. Have his mother assault Kevin Garrett

37. Post on Instagram about rising on the all time points list while getting blown out at home

38. Threaten that his patience is running out and still lose games

39. Beat less than 20 50+ win teams in the playoffs

40. Play 40 minutes and nearly lead the league in walking up the court on defense

41. Paint the n-word on his own garage to play the victim

42. Cry about how the Western Conference Champion cause him too much stress to thing about

43. Fake a hand injury to have an excuse for getting swept

44. Activate playoff mode and miss the playoffs

45. Switch teams to film a mediocre rip-off of another film

46. Beg Kawhi Lenard and Kevin Durant to join the his team

47. Drop finals ratings 70%

48. Couldn't close a Finals series against the injured Heat team with a veteran roster and AD

49. Raise the taxes of Akron with the unneeded school corporations built in his name.

50. Get sent a letter by the NBA to stop flopping

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