İngilizce Skeç Örneği

bayraak · 2013-05-07T12:20:35.0000000+03:00

Arkadaşlar okulda İngilizce hocanın isteği üzerine gruplar halinde 5-10 dk lık İngilizce skeç yapacağız. Gruplar 4 kişiden oluşuyor. Skeç konusu yada içeriği bulmamız lazım. Yardımcı olan arkadaşlardan şimdiden teşekkür ederim Tavsiyede bulunurken ister Türkçe isterseniz ingilizce replikler yapabilirsiniz. Kişileri konuları belirlemede yardımcı olursanız sevinirim. Yapabiler varsa örnekler sunsun onlardan feyz alırız. Uzun olmasına gerek yok çok kısa şeyler de yazılabilir. Filmlerden replikleri gördüyseniz hoşunuza gittiyse yazabilirsiniz. Herkesin tavsiyesi doğrultusunda ortaya birşey çıkaracağımızı umuyorum En kısa tavsiyeniz bile değerli yazmanız yeterli

Scene: A psychiatrist's consulting room
Characters: A psychiatrist, Angela (the psychiatrist's receptionist), Mr.Wilkins, Superman

The receptionist comes in.
Psychiatrist: Who's next, Angela?
Receptionist: There's a man to see you, doctor.
His name is Wilkins. He says he can't talk quietly. He can only shout.
Mr. Wilkins: Can I come in?!!
Psychiatrist: Hmm. Yes, I see. Ask him to come in.
Receptionist: Come in, Mr. Wilkins.
(He comes in. The receptionist
goes out.)
Mr. Wilkins: Thank you! Hello, doctor. Sorry to trouble you.
Psychiatrist: That's all right, Mr. Wilkins. Do sit down. Now... what seems to be the trouble?
Mr. Wilkins: Er...Well, doctor, I can't talk quietly, I can only shout.
Psychiatrist: (Shouting) How long have you been like this?
Mr. Wilkins: Pardon?
Psychiatrist: (Back to normal) How long have you been like this
Mr. Wilkins: About a week.
Psychiatrist: Well, don't worry. I think you've got a very nice shouting voice.
Mr. Wilkins: But I can't go on like this. I'll lose my job.
Psychiatrist: What is your job?
Mr. Wilkins: I'm a librarian. I work in a library. I can't shout at work, you know
Psychiatrist: In that case, Mr. Wilkins, Ithink you should change your job.
Mr. Wilkins: But what can I do? No one wants a man who can only shout.
Psychiatrist: You could get a job as an English teacher.
Mr. Wilkins: An English teacher?
Psychiatrist: Yes, they shout all the time.
Mr. Wilkins: All right, doctor. I'll do that. Goodbye.
Psychiatrist: Goodbye, Mr. Wilkins. (He leaves, still shouting.)
Mr. Wilkins: Hey, you! Write down this verb!
Receptionist: Goodbye, Mr. Wilkins.
The receptionist comes back into the room.
Receptionist: Is Mr. Wilkins all right, doctor?
Psychiatrist: Yes. He's going to be an English teacher.
Receptionist: Oh.
Psychiatrist: Who's next?
Receptionist: Superman.
Psychiatrist: Superman?
Receptionist: Yes.
Psychiatrist: Oh, I see,. someone who thinks he's Superman.
Receptionist: No, doctor. He really is Superman.
Psychiatrist: What? The big, strong man who flies through the air?
Receptionist: Yes.
Psychiatrist: Oh, I see. Ask him to come in.
Receptionist: Yes, doctor. (To Superman) Come this way, please.
(Superman comes in, very tired and out-of-breath.)
Superman: Thank you.
Psychiatrist: Thank you, Angela. (The receptionist goes out.)
Psychiatrist: Good morning, Mr...er...
Superman: Superman.
Psychiatrist: Yes, Superman. Do sit down. (Superman sits down.)
Superman: Thank you.
Psychiatrist: Well, what seems to be the trouble?
Superman: Well, doctor, I'm Superman. People think I can do everything, but I can't. I can't do
anything any more.
Psychiatrist: What can't you do?
Superman: I can't climb buildings, I can't lift cars...and I can't fly.
Psychiatrist: Well, don't worry. A lot of people have that problem.
Superman: But you don't understand. I'm Superman. If you can't fly, you can't be Superman. It's in the contract.
Psychiatrist: Ah yes, I see.
Superman: In the old days, when people called for Superman, I could run into a telephone box, take
off my boring grey city suit,and become Superman, all in ten seconds. Yesterday, I went
into a telephone box, and it took me fifteen minutes just to take off my trousers. And
when I came out, I couldn't remember where I was going. What do you think of that?
(The psychiatrist is asleep.)
Superman: Eh?
Psychiatrist: (Waking up) Er. What? Pardon?
Superman: What do you think?
Psychiatrist: I think you should change your job.
Superman: But what can I do?
Psychiatrist: Well, you've got a very nice face. You could be a pop singer.
Superman: A pop singer?
Psychiatrist: Yes, I can see it all now. Your name will be in lights! You'll be famous!
Superman: But I am famous. I'm Superman.
Psychiatrist: Not any more. From today, you are Rocky Superdazzle!
Superman: Do you think it's a good idea?
Psychiatrist: Yes, of course...Rocky,(The receptionist comes in again.)
Receptionist: Doctor
Psychiatrist: Yes, Angela?
Receptionist: Mr. Wilkins is back again,
(Mr. Wilkins comes in, shouting
as before.)
Mr. Wilkins: Yes, I am. I've changed my mind. I don't want to be an English teacher.
What else can I do?
Psychiatrist: Don't worry, Mr Wilkins. I've got another job for you.
You can work with Rocky Superdazzle here.
Superman: How do you do?
Mr. wilkins: Rocky Superdazzle? That's not Rocky Superdazzle! That's Superman, I saw him in a telephone
box yesterday.
Superman! Huh! It took him fifteen minutes just to take off his trousers.
Psychiatrist: Well, he was Superman, but he's not Superman any more.
I think you can both work together...
(A few weeks later, at a pop concert.)
Mr. Wilkins: Ladies and gentlemen, you've heard of Rod Stewart! You've heard of Mick Jagger!
You've heard of...Queen Elizabeth the Second of England! Well, tonight we present a new star
on the pop scene. He's cooler than Rod Stewart! He's wilder than Mick Jagger! And
he's...taller than Queen Elizabeth the Second of England! Ladies and gentlemen
- Rocky Superdazzle!
(The audience screams and applauds.)
Superman: Thank you! Thank you very much! Thank you!

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